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"I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or green... Wait a minute. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. Screw purple people. Purple people suck. Unless they're suffocating, then help 'em."
-Random Comedian
Love is a snowmobile ra
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The Terror is on the loose!
I is a SpazzChild. I is spazzy. I like eggnog.
I suggest he takes a nap, have some brunch and take a lovely slow, quiet walk around a park or beach.....
*starts to sniffle* I admire his freedom...
*wants to hug him* I'd like to join him.
Lovely picture once again, nicely detailed. Love his expression. Beautifully mastered. ^^ *favs because it's so nice and loves randall*
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All I want is freedom, To forget about my past.
All I need is freedom, So my sanity will last.
Are you seeking freedom, From this wretched metal cell?
Then look no further than yourself, For now you're trapped in Hell.
pitbulllady
Very frustrating!
That aside, I truly adore this piece, and it shall be promptly added to my Favorites.^^ Again, marvelous work!
~Light Rises
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"Sweet like candy to my soul;
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll."
~ "Crash into Me," performed by the David Matthews Band
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I WILL NOT TALK RUBBISH. (Except on Wednesdays.)
Walter- Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
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