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~Light Rises
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Ah, the joys of alliterative dialogue:
"Watch me paste dis pat'etic palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, poifect, pachydoimous, percussion pitch!"
~ Bugs Bunny from Baseball Bugs, 1946
You know, I almost wanna go on a trip there with you now....so you can show me this place you loved so much in the same way I showed you WDW last year.
Maybe someday.
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Visit my online aviation photo galleries at
Stitch--
I WILL NOT TALK RUBBISH. (Except on Wednesdays.)
Walter- Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
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"I don't care if you're black, white, purple or green... Wait a minute. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. Screw purple people. Purple people suck. Unless they're suffocating, then help 'em!"
- Random comedian
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