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Think Imaginary Friends are real? I do too!...We just can't see them...
With such big puppy eyes, who would dare to hurt it?
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FOR SCIENCE.Häirintää, kidutusta, Arja Korisevaa!
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"Silly children! Crack's for adults!"- my 13 year old cousin. I'm SO PROUD
"It's enough to make Gandhi slap a nun"- my other cousin
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"An eye for eye will make us blind."
Mahatma Gandhi
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BUMLIFE!
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If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. ~Author Unknown
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"Though both are bound in the spiral dance, I would rather be a cyborg than a goddess."
-Donna Haraway
Occasionally, by accident, I am a jerk. When I am, please let me know, and, if the situation warrants it, hit me with a blunt object.
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